The Final Nail In The Windows Coffin

I generally boot over to Windows for one of 2 reasons: to play games, or to use Office. The rest of my time is happily spent in Ubuntu. I’ve been under the impression that people generally use Windows because it’s more “polished”. My mother is never going to be able to hack away at the command line or understand the dark magics of device drivers, so she needs the neat and tidy packaging that Microsoft offers. Tonight I decided to upgrade from Windows 7 to 8, and it was the worst experience possible. My motivation was that my Windows 7 installation had developed a weird tendency to BSOD (for seemingly random reasons after some debugging) with the dreaded “Page Fault in Nonpaged Area” message, so I figured I would try a clean OS install and thought I would upgrade in the process to see what Windows 8 is all about.

I started by downloading the Microsoft Windows Update utility, as recommended. I went through the steps and was told that I had two purchase options: Windows 8, or Windows 8 Pro. The former was $120, so I spent a while poking around looking for a way to select that I wanted the less expensive “Upgrade” version. I couldn’t figure it out, so I eventually caved and bought the full meal deal. I’m a firm believer in clean installation for Operating Systems based on some anecdotal past experiences, so I downloaded the ISO and burned a DVD. A few minutes later I was booted into the installation utility and was ready to install.

That’s when I hit my first speed bump. When I selected the appropriate disk, Windows told me that it couldn’t create a new partition or locate an existing one, and that I should check the setup log files for more info. I had everything important backed up to Dropbox, so I tried deleting the partition, formatting, and every other option available to me. I reboot and went through the process again with the same result. Before hunting down where the “setup log files” were, I hit Google on my cell phone and stumbled on this article and tried the command line partitioning utilities that were suggested. I rebooted again, and still no dice. After a lot of tinkering, I ended up having to unplug my other drives including the one where Linux was installed and reboot the computer, and then things magically worked.

I hadn’t ever messed with Windows 8, so I surprised to be greeted by no start button and no immediately obvious way to launch applications. I was told that I needed to activate Windows, and asked to re-enter my Product Key that I had already entered a million times while trying to get the installation working (fortunately by this point I had it practically memorized). When I tried to activate I got an error message telling me that my product key could only be used to upgrade Windows, despite the fact that I had been using Windows 7 just an hour prior, was under the impression that I bought a full non-upgrade version of Windows 8, and didn’t see any clear warnings to this effect during the purchase process. I went back to Google and poked around for a while and found this suggestion on hacking the registry to make activation work anyway, which seemed to do the trick.

Next I tried to change the wallpaper from the ugly flower, and that didn’t work without any obvious error messages. I was able to click on other images, but all I saw was weird flashing behavior in the edges of the window and the background didn’t change. Again per Google it sounds like I may need to wait until a while after activation to change my wallpaper, which is just bizarre.

I started downloading apps, and when I hit the Skype site they sent me over to the Windows App Store to download it. Inconveniently, there was no clear visual indication how to get back to my desktop from the Metro style UI. I started trying to poke around with Metro and was annoyed at how poorly it’s visual metaphor seemed to map to the mouse and keyboard, so I searched around for a way to permanently disable Metro for desktop users. Unfortunately that seems to require downloading (or in most cases purchasing) a separate application, which seems absurd.

The icing on the cake was that on my next reboot, I again hit the new and slightly less ugly BSOD with the same error that I was getting before. Both the Windows and Linux memory and disk analysis tools seem to suggest that all is fine on the hardware front, and I have yet to have any issues with Ubuntu which is running on the same machine down to the disk. I guess I’m back to trying to troubleshoot that issue later tonight.

After multiple hours of just trying to get things up and running, I’m to picture my mom buying the latest version of Windows because of “ease of use” and having to run disk partitioning utilities from the command line and edit registry keys. Clearly that ain’t happening. I’m also flashing back to how seamless and straightforward installing Ubuntu was last time around. If my experience isn’t atypical, then I think the final nail has been driven into the Windows coffin. That may sound like a sensational claim, but Windows has already lost the battle for mobile to Android (and to a lesser extent these days, iOS) and more and more of computing is moving away from the desktop. At some point individuals and companies that do use desktops for niche activities aren’t going to be willing to pay $120 for an inferior product to something that they can get for free, particularly if they’re already having to retrain habits because existing UI conventions are already broken in any option.

I’m excited that Steam is out for Linux because it feels like that may start a movement for PC games to ship on non-Windows operating systems. Now if only I can get Office working with Wine, I will never have to boot over to Windows again…

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